(May 1, 2002 - Salt Lake City, UT) - Alison Hyman and Chad Johnson
have announced the launch of their new daughter, Kathryn
Melissa Johnson (to be marketed under the trade name "Katie").
Officially introduced 05/01/2002 at 9:41am MDT in the University
of Utah Hospital, Katie is already showing great potential
in the crying, eating, and pooping target areas.
According to delivering physician Dr.
Karen Miller, this introduction is accompanied by good health
and a strong cry. "Let's face it, labor is a bitch," says
Miller. "But, both mother and baby have fared the experience
well. At 7 pounds, 10 ounces, and 19 3/4 inches, Katie is the
picture of health. We are very optimistic about her future
ability to thrive."
About Alison Hyman
Since 1970, Alison has been developing her unique brand
of flair. Now settling in for a few weeks (months?) of
quiet at home, Hyman will focus on the business of providing
top quality parenting with minimal sleep. Long time partner
cats Prudence and Izzy will continue their assistance through
companionship and periodically barfing on the floor. For more
information, email
noripo@earthlink.net or
alison@wasatchinc.com.
About Chad Johnson
Headquartered in Salt Lake City, Chad maintains a strong
tradition of supportive love and midnight Taco Bell runs.
With a week off to spend with his new family, Johnson plans
to expand his expertise to include diapering, bathing,
dressing and cuddling-so that Alison can do some bathing
and dressing herself. Full details available upon request
at
celtics33fan@uswest.net.
The telephone numbers for publication are (801) 533-2700
and (801) 560-3250. Alison and Chad's address is 115 South
1100 East #310, Salt Lake City, Utah 84102.